We can’t be friend if you send me pamphlets about Jesus

You love Jesus? Cool. What’s that? Jesus told you to send me pamphlets about him? Not cool.

Ok, so I am very liberal in the sense that I believe everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions. But...BUT, just because people have this right doesn’t mean I have to agree with it, yes, I have the right to disagree! I’m not down with the JC, but it doesn’t mean I hate you…we just can’t be friends.

For all you self righteous righties who assume I am either un-American or weak for accepting people that share different beliefs than me, shame on you. I can only assume you’re holding a domestic brew and watching NASCAR while your over weight wife cuts the sleeves off all your flannel shirts…unpleasant. Oh, and for all you crazy liberals who hate those righties because they don’t share the same beliefs as you, let it go. Go join a drum circle or something.

Have we all learned something? Good. In conclusion, when you exert so much energy trying to prove how much you hate someone, you just look like that crazy, desperate girl who pretends to hate her ex-boyfriend but really wants him back. You don’t want to be that girl, do you?

If you answered yes, guess what? Yep, we can’t be friends.